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Issue of September 9, 2026

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The 6:40 a.m. Exit, as a One-Page Sheet

The observed morning procedure from Northeast Minneapolis, printed on one side of a page and stuck to a cupboard door.

Out of The 6:40 a.m. Exit, From a Household That Has It Down

The night before, by 8 p.m.

  • Clothes out, full set, weather checked. An adult glances at each — four seconds.
  • Bags by the door, packed and closed.
  • Breakfast declared, written on the fridge.

The morning

  • 6:40 — adults up, dishwasher emptied. Do not skip this.
  • 6:52 — children woken, one call, lights on.
  • 6:55 — dress in what was laid out. No downstairs until dressed.
  • 7:01 — breakfast, already decided.
  • 7:12 — teeth, shoes, coats. One adult at the door, doing nothing.
  • 7:16 — out.

The one rule

  • Nobody negotiates in the morning. The answer is: that was last night's conversation.

Adapt the times; keep the order. The two night-before steps are the ones doing the work, and the dishwasher at 6:40 is the step every household drops first and misses most.

Downloadable copies are part of Subscribers of Record. The full text is on this page either way — a checklist behind a paywall would be a strange thing for a magazine about households under pressure.